por Lorena.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
14. Men are…….
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
14. Men are…….
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